Filler Email: I need you all to stream pet shop boys right now

Parse aside the doom and gloom. We need to pay my good brothers' rent at the pet shop

This one is for the girls who subscribe to the email newsletter - everyone seeing Sitting on Instagram are going to get get doom, gloom, haterade, shade, public catfights, but you all are getting the real J-min Newsletter experience. Sure all of us might die due to fascism blah blah but let me say my piece about how I saw Pet Shop Boys at Wembley and died and arose from the ashes etc etc.

Firstly happy belated 69th birthday to old man Neil. Secondly this is not just a mouthpiece where I spam the world with my victim narrative or whatever. You are subject to the full range of Jmin Insanity which includes occasional bullshit like this. If you want to join our so-called cult you have to firstly be able to name five Pet Shop Boys songs.

Anyways when Lune and I saw them in Wembley we fought the crowd of Harries who were honestly committing an act of racial terrorism by the fact that there were like 70,000 people there wearing feathered boas and singing ONE DIRECTION SONGS. The Pet Shop Boys audience was like 200 years older on average. Nevertheless we had the time of our lives and we both cried at the encore (West End Girls / Being Boring), because London is a terrible and cruel city and also I had just left home to seek a “better life” (by virtue of not being subject to harassment every now and then).

In any case, I’ve put together a playlist and I would like you all to listen:

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